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Just read this article, I'm sure it will blow your mind like it did mine. In two different studies kids who were more intelligent grew up to be heavier drinkers. hmmm.... Probably so they do not have to deal with the stupid people.
So that is why I love boozing so much.. because I'm a fahckin smart guy... This explains everything.
And apparently boozing makes you live longer? okay okay I can see why smart people want to drink more, but it also makes you live longer? Wow! All those mornings waking up thinking my body hates me for this reckless night of mayhem and in reality it is actually making me live longer. Woo Woo I am speechless.
in that case we are immortal
ReplyDeleteare you fucking retarded? drinking makes you dumber and shortens your life span. keep boozing though we don't need neanderthals reproducing anyway.
ReplyDeletebooze is really healthy for your liver. it's also useful as a driving aid.
ReplyDeletebut seriously, you bunch of assclowns shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
fuckin haters.. these kids must be doing something good to get such emotional responses from u dudes lol
ReplyDeletei swang my dick like a wiffle ball bat
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